Forget the elves, and treat yourself to Shiraz on the Shelf instead

The start of the first week of December is giving us ALL the Monday feels. Though everyone’s minds are on their massive to-do lists leading up to the Holiday Season, it’s also the first day of another long work week. Luckily, we have Shiraz on the Shelf. In a playful imitation of the children’s favorite Elf on the Shelf, Shiraz on the Shelf is “a new Christmas wine tradition” from comedian Dena Blizzard, known online as One Funny Mother. “This perfectly packaged gift set includes a designed wine glass and hilarious illustrated booklet with your new favorite inappropriate Christmas poem,” says the description on the sales page. “Wine not included, but highly encouraged.”